Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...