Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...