Pathetic lawsuits
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Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...