Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.