Aging
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The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Men’s Pissing Rules
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At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Rules for Cats
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1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...