A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!