Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...