Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...