Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...