Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.