The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...