Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...