Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
The Brit Awarts!
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The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
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Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A Perfect Woman Is…
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The Doctors
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fulfill a lifelong dream
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