Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...