Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...