Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...