Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...