Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...