Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...