Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...