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A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
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When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.