Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...