Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...