Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...