Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
On Divorce
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.