Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...