Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
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Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
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Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
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Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Marriage quotes 12
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A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...