Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...