Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...