Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...