Ordering fast food
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Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!