Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...