The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...