A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...