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Is Windows a Virus?
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How slime flies!
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A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Hair Growth
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Pray hard
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Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
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