Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...