Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...