Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...