chameleon’s motto
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Texan farmer travels
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Too much of the 90′s!
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Vikings in a Dome.
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Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Where is this bus going?
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I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...