Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….