Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...