Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...