Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...