Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...