The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...