Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....