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The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
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When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
101 Ways To Annoy People
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