Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...