DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...