How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
A neutron at a bar
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Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...