How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...